NC’s favorite mallgoth DJs are back! It’s sad, it’s mopey, and so.much.fun.

Join Fifi Hi-Fi and FKA Scary Dude on the edge of the mall’s decorative fountain, pensively tossing pennies into the wishing well of our discontent. Ruminate over a slice of Sbarro on all the loves we’ve had and lost, all the unrequited crushes that sent us to Hot Topic and back, penning those *amazing* (imho) poems, and had us rewinding Joy Division cassettes every 40 minutes to play it again – and again – and again –

MALL WILL TEAR US APART